I’m here. so when does the free drugs and booze arrive?
Did you bring pie?
…yes.
3.14. my wit kills me.
I shall call you … BrightEyes.
it’s alot better than assmonkey, atleast.
Could you turn around please… and don’t fall apart.
no, but i’d like to be.

Hello there! Would you like to come up to my room and I will show you my etchings?
But I need you now, tonight, and I need you more than ever
When do the rest of the bunnies arrive?
Hello.
Good luck here.
3.1415927 + ice cream = pi à la mode.
That is a pretty small slice of pi there, Jeff.
Hi!
I like you userame. Good sense of humor too.
Now, let’s just all pretend someone already made the obligatory request for naked pictures and just move along 
Sorry, zoid, but if you want me to go along with this little charade, I’m gonna have to ask for some naked pictures.
Well this takes the pie for most mundane.
With a name like BrightEyes you must be one of those eternally cheery folks.
I hate you already.
Oh, and welcome.

Hm…'Bright Eyes. Kinda makes me think of a squirrel, actually. 
And Eonwe, yer too clever for your own good, babe. 
I’ve been wondering if Bright Eyes might be a reference to Conor Oberst. Actually, I’ve kind of been hoping it is.
damnit… I have no witty reply to “hi”! I NEED MORE TO WORK WITH HERE!!