I just realized that I haven’t hiccupped for at least four years. Could this mean that there is something wrong with my health? Maybe it’s a good thing?
No, you’re just storing up for a hiccup eruption. I didn’t hiccup for three years, then I went for about six hours straight one fateful day in September.
And now, for my next trick, I will talk in spooky half-references.
When you do finally get the hiccups, there’s a thread or two around here about Satan’s ass that will certainly scare 'em out of ya.
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
There used to be a British judge called Lord Denning.
It’s not your fault, the thread hiccuped.
It’s a long way to heaven, but only three short steps to hell.
I once had hiccups for 36 hours straight. turned into diaphram spasms. I had to go to the emergency room because it was effecting my breathing for 10-15 seconds at a time.
they tried to fix it with valium, to relax the muscle. didn’t work so they gave me another dose. When that didn’t work, they injected me with Thorazine. You can imagine how I looked with two shots of Valium and Thorazine. It worked alright!!
metroshane is scaring me. I think I’m due. Can perfectly normal (i.e. healthy) people die from hiccups? I have so many things to see and people to do…
No you can’t die from them, but the longest reported case is like 36 years. it becomes a real pain in the arse to have a conversation or get laid with constant hiccups.
We live in an age that reads to much to be wise, and thinks too much to be beautiful–Oscar Wilde