…Back then we used to wear onions on our belts…which was the style at the time…
“Penises don’t belong in the mouth, girls and boys. You’ve got the wrong hole there. Just like you wouldn’t shove pizza up your nose.”
-From the Brother Jed flyer-
Ahhhh, yes…I was on the first-string USC football squad in those days…we were scrimmaging in between shots of bootleg Scotch when we received that fascinating invitation from Miss Clara Bow…