High school on the Discworld

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Reminiscing . . .

That kid Rincewind always running around all over the place.

Foul Ole Ron.

Lunch boxes catered by CMOT Dibbler.

Those damn stuck-up Assassin wannabes with their toy butterfly knives.

All the girls swooning over Captain Carrot.

That creepy gym teacher; we could never figure out if he was a golem or a really quiet troll.

The embarassment of asking a dwarf to the prom and then finding out it was male.

That weird skinny kid WHO WAS ALWAYS SPEAKING ENTIRELY IN CAPITALS FOR SOME REASON.
DHR

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Oh man, those were the days… trying to jump on the Luggage for a ride, floating rocks down the river, trying to peek over the wall at the University…

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Yeah, stealing peanuts from the Librarian. Hanging out with your Dad at the Mended Drum. The boat races in the Ankh river, though you had to carry them and run…

I was dared to enter the Shades once…

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Were you the kid that had both his arms forcibly removed sometime before graduation? We could never figure out how that happened . . .

DHR

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Sounds like everyone here went to school in the big city. I grew up in the Ramtops. One of our passtimes was trying to get a swig out of Nanny’s still. After that, you wished you had your arms pulled off.

This signature for rent.

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I never went to school. Our high school was built by Bloody Stupid Johnson and I was afraid of it.

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Just be glad you didn’t grow up in Omnia.

No, Lancre is the place for me. From it’s highest points you can see all the way to the rim of the world. Only those with their feet on rock can build castles in the air, and the greatest concentration of magic is gathered here.

Not to mention Granny’s scumble.

Carpe Jugulum

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High school in the valley of the raisins.

what can I say, IT WAS DAM BORING

whatever

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I was a voluntary Librarian’s Aide at Unseen U.

And I’ve got the scars to prove it. :rolleyes:

You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment."-Bill Hicks
“You should tell the lies, live the truth and expose yourself.” - Bill Clinton