So last year is my tenth high school reunion and i’m with my old buddies drinking too much and just shootin the bull and in walks this girl that no one recognized. She’s short blond and skinny, with tattoos and a ring in her septum (nose). She’s also being very loud and a bit obnoxious. But there is something about her because she was really pretty! So the guys and I are asking each other just who the hell that is, when she comes over and sits on my friends lap and says “Hey Mike, what’s up?” He’s a bit flustered by this and then she reaches across the table to our friend Tanya, who had just joined us, and takes the pickle off her plate without asking. Tanya doesn’t say anything and no one knows what the hell to do when she looks and me and says"
“You kissed me in the tenth grade.”
I’m completely floored and starting to feel embarrassed.
I still had no idea who she was, and she had written a man’s name on her nametag, which was obviously a joke.
So I asked her “Wait, who are you again?”
“Dana”
Everyone at the table, except Tanya, who we later found out had driven together with her to the reunion, lets out a huge “OMIGOD”.
I couldn’t believe it. She was kinda cute spazzy girl with the weird friends!
So we started chatting and it got later and we got drunker, and then she almost got beat up because she went and told the “popular girls” that they were bitches and they had all gotten fat and f*** you, look at me now.
Which is true, she lost about 15 pounds, no more acne, she looked hot!
So, I haven’t seen her since that night 9 months ago, but we talk quite a bit still and I’m flying tonight to see her for a few days. Should be interesting to say the least.
I will give the update when I return, but I was wondering if anyone else had any good stories?
