High Time we had a single doper flirt/crush thread

[MaxTheVool]

It’s been quite a while since we had a thread for single dopers to mingle and exchange witty double entendres, compose bon mots, inquire as to how various individuals are doin’, and other faux-sophisticated things that we single dopers tend towards when the situation arises.

So, being a single doper myself, and having relatively little shame, I figured I’d start one.
To all the single ladies of the dope, umm, you are all precious jewels of radiant intelligence and sparkling winsome feminine perfection. Particularly my minor-crush-object-du-jour, the ever-intriguing Miss Purl McKnittington.

[SkipMagic]

Sorry to crush your romantic endeavors, MaxTheVool, but we’ve received word in the past that the Reader doesn’t want the SDMB to be used as a personals section. We’ve had posters flirt in existing threads (more than a handful of couples of met here), but a thread devoted to such is, at this point, not allowed.