Hilarious 80's retro gimmick

[TGWATY]

Go to http://www.80s.com/Entertainment/ValleyURL/ and type your favorite URL in, and watch this site translate that other site into valley girl speak. For instance, by putting physicspost.com in, we find Michio Kaku saying,

The late Carl Sagan once asked this question, “What totally does it mean for a civilization to be a million years old? Like, I am so sure! We totally have totally had radio telescopes and spaceships for a few decades; our technical civilization is totally a few hundred years old… an advanced civilization millions of years old is totally as much beyond us as like we are beyond a bush baby or a macaque.”

[monica]

Of course I had to try this with Straight Dope and the SDMB.

Cecil’s latest article on why we are in space:

People totally have been asking that since the Eisenhower administration Like, the answer totally has varied with the times. In the 1960s it was like, you know, simple: We wanted to get to the moon first to prove we were more worthy than the Russians, who’d scared everybody with Sputnik I, the first artificial satellite, and Yury Gagarin, the first human in orbit.

The SDMB front page:

Like, hi… I’m going shopping! Like, oh my gawd! Welcome to the Straight Dope Message Board.
If this is totally your first visit, be like, fer sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. Like, duh! You may totally have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To like totally start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.

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Great Debates
For long-running discussions of the totally awesome questions of our time Sooo, like, this is totally also the place for religious debates and (if you feel you must) witnessing.

[Ruby]

That is like totally cool. I like so can’t add anything more to this totally rad thread but I just haaad to stop by on my way to the Galleria. I’m having a totally shoe moment.

[sagacis]

Hey, I used to use the Unix and DOS versions of this! I have the source code for it on my machine. I was going to do much the same thing. I also have a number of other translaters (like “jive”). Too much fun…

[Toffe]

Rinkworks.com also has a fun dialectiser here . Good fun!

[Diadem_Diadose]

Thus, Today’s question as reported by a Swedish Chef:

Vhy ere-a ve-a in spece-a?

Deer Ceceel:

Dooreeng cuferege-a ooff zee recent Culoombeea spece-a shoottle-a tregedy, zee soobject ooff zee impurtunce-a ooff cundoocteeng medeecel ixpereements in spece-a ceme-a up. Hoo dues perffurmeeng ixpereements in zeru grefeety eeed in sceeentiffic und medeecel reseerch? --zeeremeen

[ford_prefect42]

What George Bush said today about Iraq’s Saddam Hussein in jive:

“As some last reso’t, we gots’ta be willin’ t’use military fo’ce,” de super-dude said. “We is hangin’ everydin’ we kin t’avoid war in Iraq. Ah be baaad… But if Saddam Hussein duz not disarm peacefully, he gots’ta be disarmed by fo’ce.”

[TGWATY]

*Originally posted by Toffe *
**Rinkworks.com also has a fun dialectiser here . Good fun! **

Priceless. Thanks for sharing, Toffe.