Sometimes spammers’ efforts to defeat filters yield hilarious results. Two I’ve received recently:
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Young Boys Hot Pussy!
er…yeah -
Predominantly Vaginal
not completely vaginal just… predominantly. Like an Ob/Gyn’s practice, perhaps?
Any others?
Spamusement! Not just a collection of hilarious spam subject lines, but an illustrated collection of hilarious spam subject lines!
From my spam proxy’s history I get:
“And corruptible my waveguide” (which is why I only use waveguides that are pure and virtuous)
“Avoid enhancement pills” (Fianlly – anti-spam!)
“He downs” (Good for him.)
“A bates an watchful” (Quit peeking in my windows!)
“but articles with facts, details and numbers !” (Don’t try and convince me. I want articles with terse, obfuscatory sentences!)
“It’s almost here” (Don’t bother spamming me 'til it’s arrived!)
“As of celtic” (Hmm. “Celtic” as a unit of time. I can dig that.)
“Lloyd Chuckles Bites” (Yeah. He’s widely regarded as a waste of money.)
“Aggressive Investors Alert” (Thanks for the warning. Those investors can be vicious.)
“tailor-made contrast” (It’s about time I can get contrast my way)
“And as urethra” ("…Rush Limbaugh!")
“henthusiasm” (defined by the OED as “excitement for or about poultry.”)
“here you go …” (Thanks. Now make me a sammich.)
“sinterstate” (defined by the OED as “a major thoroughfare on which it is common to engage in sexual intercourse.” Also the subject of a popular Beatles song.)
“Lovers package at discount price!” (Buy three or more and we’ll include a tube of KY Jelly absolutely free! Makes a great gift!)
“hermit double standard” (Hey, preaching to the choir here. You can’t trust those hermits.)
“Sir, your product works like no other” (Why thank you. I’ll put it on my testimonials page.)
Am I the only one who hears this sung by William Hung? He downs! He downs!
One I saw this week was “turkey unimodal.” Huh?
From the current collection:
*To march on byproduct
Of an noisemake
so is hankel
news majest
at surprise
The solving of the problems with erection depends only of you.
As as regime
Are on athena
pample
On rough my concerti
No the macrame
A reprimand an ethel
do charismatic he button
Are potato at mit
it mysterious
Or exhibitor the shitepoke
his in voluble
Or do locate
Are potato at mit*
Sheer poetry 
I just got this one…
beguile praiseworthy auschwitz