We all get spam and I find the subjects to be more and more fascinating. It’s obvious that they are trying to get around the filters by not using the word “penis” but “johnson” and other nonsense. If you have some funny/gross/unreadable spam subjects, let’s see 'em. I’ll start:
**bruce_daddy You wanted shemales, here you go!.. **
and
**minue hnave godnee sso whhithe **
That one was about having whiter teeth.
My all-time favorite was ‘Attract Men With Larger Breasts!’
I really wanted to write back and point out that a) I have no interest in attracting men, and b) if I did, I wouldn’t want the ones with large breasts.
Well, if you don’t mind seeing something a wee bit explicit…
http://i.xanga.com/thegoldenchicken/e-mail.JPG has the funniest spam I’ve ever seen.
He opened his e-mail box in the office one day, and this is what was in there. We laughed about it for days.
-M
The Best Russian Boys Team presents! Info about our new project specially for You.
RE:alkialcohol + women = good times
(What is it with prefacing these idiotic subjects with “RE:”? As if I’m really going to be fooled into thinking this is a reply to somthing I wrote.)
My personal favorite was:
Has your life been Ruined by Evil?
Really. I still have it.
I usually get some doozies - the one that still floors me is the hentai spam I got once.
But today it was pretty tame, these were the most interesting:
My Naughty Pictures (from a female)
Free porn for life baby!
Ladies, your man needs this [my email]
[my email], someone wants to date you
These were all to my work email.
Someone named Cristy Bungho wants to ask me, “Do you know that I cum if you put it in my p00per?”
Personally, I woulda changed my name instead of announcing to the world my childish vocabulary and sexual proclivities.
I got another one since I first posted:
FWD:Re:bruce_daddy
What? You’re forwarding me an email that is a response to an email I sent you about myself? :rubs eyes:
“think you’ve seen porn? Try a dog giving 5+ women oral sex until they cum!”
Sadly, I didn’t make that up.
I recently got Watch Sleeping Teens Get Fucked in the Ass! Sounds exciting, no?
But my all-time favorite is Hot Sluts Crave Midget Dick. No lie, I got that in my inbox a few months back.
On the same day, I got one for increasing my penis size, and another for increasing my breast size…??
I get the worse ones … It is horrible!
A slight highjack… some I receive state “see this teenager get slam by her father” or this type of things… It is not only disgusting but also illegal, a minor, sex, incest…
Shouldn’t this be given to the authorities? Not that I am about to do anything about it. But it always bugged me that there are no laws or some serious tracking down from “somebody” somewhere!! …
Just now " FWD:sdfxcvxebony take my ivory"
Kinda catchy though
[Stevie Wonder]I am black and you are white[/SW]
[Frank Sinatra]You are blind as a bat and I have sight…[/FS]
From today’s crop:
Subject: ffrank what happen koueb TEW
Uh, Amjar in Czecho, if you want even a small fraction of people to open your advert, you might want to write a subject line that doesn’t look like it was composed by a crack-addled monkey.
