Funny Spam Subject Lines

I’ve been getting really interesting spam at the moment, the subject lines for penis enlargement are getting more and more creative. Here are a few I’ve recently received, they almost read like poetry!

**“Your popularity will rise when you get a bigger size.”

“Learn how to get a biggie stick very safe and very quick.”

“Your school boy hook will change to the university adult hook.”**

And my personal favourite:

"Walk with pride around the pool having huge and lovely tool."

I’d love to hear some more if anyone is getting anything like this.

you are beautiful, because we care

Live your life to the full!

Your High bring classmates together.

Make love like R Jeremy A03

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