I don’t get all that much spam, and even the Nigerian letters have stopped, and get perhaps a dozen a week, which is not bad at all, on three email addresses.
Today one came which really broke me up, with the Subject: “Larger copulation organ” .
I almost opened it to see if it would play the music to “Seated One Day At the Organ,” but refrained.
I just don’t have any room in my house for a larger copulation organ, or any other kind, alas.