Hilarous/Embarrassing Moments With Your Children

My daighter is funny. Really funny, especially for a 12yo*. There’s a lot of fart jokes, etc, but there are times when she just lays one out that has us in tears. She’s pretty damned smart and uses her knowledge in her jokes. Well, at least the ones that don’t deal with flatulence, or “dad’s nasty feet” or whatever. She is 12. :wink:

The other day I was talking to my wife about a mutual acquaintance, with Sophia in the back seat listening to us. I had finished describing him as “an asshole, but at least he loves his dogs.”

Sophia pipes up “You know, just like Hitler!”

I had to pull over for a minute I was laughing so hard.

*I’ll watch her with her friends and it’s bizarre. They all just sit there, looking at her with bemused/amazed/horrified expressions on their face while she is just going on and on and on. I asked one of them why they liked her and they said “I don’t have the slightest idea what she’s going to do next!”