Found this on the local newspaper website.
This is a joke, right?
Unfortunately, there are plenty of people that would try to make a federal case out of a harmless prank. I’m suprised that the police are taking it seriously. But, I guess if someone files a report, they have to atleast look into it.
Moonbeam McSwine is broken-hearted tonight.
Man, that’s gonna be some really gritty tenderloins! And those Mountain Oysters won’t fry up right…
This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while. I love the part about sending the pork chop and pork rinds (YUM!) as an attempt at intimidation.
Alas, some people just don’t have a sense of humor, and it is theft so I suspect with her anger over it the pranksters will face the judge.
But the big picture is this. 2 concrete pigs stolen from the front yard of a trailer park. Maybe the pranksters were trying to improve the image of people living in that park?
Again, thanks for the laugh.
There’s been like one murder in this town in the past ten years, so they’ve got to find something to print.
Oh, man, I would have SO played along with these guys! Hell, two ears of corn and a mango? What, a buck-fifty? And now the cops are having to waste money and manpower over this. Way to go, stupid stick-in-the-mud.