Amen! Like Trunk, I never wear clothing to make me look “cool.” Just today, when I was going out to eat at a fancy restaurant - I briefly considered wearing a sharp sweater and new jeans! But what if, heaven forbid, I were to spill red wine or marinara sauce on myself? I would likely have to wash them - and I would look quite the insensible fool!
Good thing I decided to simply show up wrapped head-to-toe in easily removable saran wrap! My dining guests were charmed, nay, enraptured by my utter sensibility, and we had quite the pleasant evening.
