So my sister and I now have a new category, one that is added to on a daily basis: “Too Portland for Portlandia.” But we realized that what we’re REALLY talking about is the ultimate list of hipster things/people/events/concepts. So it’s a larger list than just what we find in the Pacific NW.
And now, I must share. This is something I ACTUALLY, LITERALLY saw two weeks ago. I was at the Riverview Cemetery (the oldest cemetery in Portland, btw.) When you go into the main building, there’s a cheerful, bright office, with people drinking coffee, eating donuts, yelling things across the room at each other… and then…
About twenty yards away, there’s the indoor mausoleum.
So I started going through the three floors of it (doing research for a book… I don’t usually hang out there for fun… although it’s an interesting place, for sure.) On the bottom floor, I turned a dark corner. And there, RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME… was one of these.