Hire your EVIL starship crew!

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Captain: Roy Batty (Blade Runner). Best command chair presence and will give the best poetic speeches to enemies on the comm screen.

First Officer: Cersei Lannister (Game of Thrones). She’ll be running her own secret agendas on the away missions.

Helmsman: Mirror Universe Sulu (Star Trek). Why replace what’s already perfect.

Security Officer: Darth Vader. Best hired muscle in the galaxy.

Chief Engineer: Master-Blaster (Road Warrior). Who run warp core?

Science Officer: Eye-gor (Young Frankenstein). Detecting abby-normal readings Captain.

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Pikers and amateurs all of you.

Captain: Darth Cheney

(Our very own Dick Cheney. Yes, I would officially give him that title.)

Be at war with everything not nailed down and half of everything that is by sun-up.

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Chief Science Officer: Davros. Blind, one-armed and wheelchair-bound, but his skill with a test-tube single-handedly {heh} created the Daleks, who went on to ravage the whole of space and time and ultimately put paid to those pompous big-collared bastards from Gallifrey.

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After destroying several star bases in sneak attacks.

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Evil fascist Brigadier -sorry, *Brigade Leader* Lethbridge-Stewart will head up the away team, because he is a mighty leader of men, and Grand Master Tomas de Torquemada {from Nemesis the Warlock] will be Chaplain/Morale Officer because he is a foaming bigot who wants to cleanse the universe of all alien life. Be Pure. Be Vigilant. Behave.