Historical myths DEBUNKED!

Okat, this thread is not for modern Urban Legends- we have Snopes and Brunvand for that. I mean myth out of history- and NO RELIGIOUS MYTHS. Please.

Atlantis- there is no Atlantis, they will never find Atlantis, they cant find it- because Atlantis never existed. Plato made it up. It is a parable, a teaching story. Oh sure, Plato may- possibly- been influenced by some ancient historical event- but Atlantis is a myth.

Buried Pirate treasure. There is none. Pirates spend their loot, they didn’t bury it. Wine, women & song and that last is optional. Also the Captain didnt get much of the loot- each crewmember got a share- the Captain a double share, along with usually the quartermaster. Then the carpenter, gunner, etc each maybe 1.5 shares. Mind you yes, one Pirate Captain did bury a modest treasure- specifically to buy his way out of being hung- he was anyway, and they got the loot also. Sunken ships with treasure- lots of them, sure.

Oak island- there is no treasure, there never was any in the first place. The original tales have passed into legend and are doubtful, but even there- no one ever had a sniff of treasure.

Who else has some cool ones?

Please- History only and nothing religious.

The Great Chicago Fire of 1871- The fire started in an alley and was of unknown origin. Mrs. O’Leary’s cow didn’t kick over a lantern.

The weather and climate/temperature in Valley Forge when Washington camped with his army for the winter wasn’t as awful as the frozen-tundra-always-snowing misery it is often portrayed to be. It was bad, but not that bad.

Nonetheless, I dare you to spend a winter in the Pennsylvania woods with 18th century gear such as the soldiers would have been equipped with. Sustained exposure with minimal provisioning and old-school medical care would take its toll on anyone.

During his midnight ride, Paul Revere did not say “The British are coming!” He said “The Regulars are coming out.”

Seward”s Folly.

I remember being told from grade school onward that the American public overwhelmingly questioned the acquisition of the Alaskan Territory and “the purchase was ridiculed in the U.S. as ‘Seward’s Folly,’ ‘Seward’s Icebox,’ and the seldom-heard epithet ‘Polar Bear Garden.’ “ The quote is from a 2012 Anchorage Daily News article.

However, a 2025 piece in the same periodical says, among other things: “… the nation was overwhelmingly in favor of buying Alaska, especially at that sticker price.”

Further down it reads, “unfortunately, the idea of Seward’s Folly as the actual response to the Alaska purchase is due to bad historians. The first serious history of Alaska was published in 1885, written by Hubert Howe Bancroft. He wrote that the land ‘was believed to be almost valueless.’ History textbooks picked up on the idea, copied one another, and soon every textbook in the country said the Alaska Purchase had been popularly decried as Seward’s Folly.”

See also

from xkcd: Citogenesis.

Some shit is eternal. Good bet Plato’s original ref to Atlantis was similarly sourced.

“Columbus wanted to prove the Earth was round.” No, that had nothing to do with it. At the time it was (mostly) common knowledge the Earth was round.

You mention Atlantis. I believe related is something a friend and a nephew both believe in - some ancient worldwide civilization that was technologically advanced, built huge structures across the globe, and then vanished leaving no other trace. Not quite “Chariots of the Gods” aliens, I believe. There is some author whom believers think an expert on this. They point to supposed similarities between ancient structures around the world, cond claim we have “no idea” how some such structures were built. :roll_eyes:

Perhaps William Churchward “The Lost Continent of Mu”

I don’t understand this thread. Are we savoring delicious errors? Or just passing them along? 'Cause none of the examples posted have any credible citations for either reality.

Or are we just assuming Dopers always know the “real scoop” and this thread is just sniggering at ignorant rubes?

I think it probably is Graham Hancock:

More than you ever wanted to know about Atlantis:

https://srichardwilkcom.wordpress.com/atlantis-the-lost-continent/

Just wanted to add that the spot where the O’Leary barn was is currently used as a training facility for the Chicago Fire Department.

No, but the winter of 1779-80, which Washington and his men spent at Morristown, NJ, definitely was.

Extreme cold proved to be one of the army’s greatest trials during the winter at Morristown. Though Valley Forge is remembered for its harsh conditions, that winter in Morristown, Washington’s troops faced even bitterer cold than they had witnessed in Pennsylvania a few years before. Known as “the hard winter,” the season bridging the end of 1779 and early 1780 proved to be one of the coldest on record.

When I was in Boy Scouts, we hiked the Jockey Hollow trail at Morristown. In winter, no less. I had flat feet and fallen arches and wore unbroken hiking boots, leading to a LOT of blisters. I really commiserated with Washington’s troops.

I went back the next winter and did it again, but my boots were broken in by then. And I wore arch supports.

I ran into this in another forum last week. I was wondering on reddit if lane changes in intersections were legal in California or not. Half of the sources I found said that they were, the other half said that they weren’t–and this included supposedly reliable sources such as the CDMV site itself (and associated govt. sites) and various legal and driving education sites. Hell the snippet I found at the CDMV site even seemed to contradict itself.

Also possibly Robert Charroux (1909-1978).

That is a great factoid!

You mention Charroux and Hancock (both of whose works I’ve read), and imply Erich van Daniken, but you ignore the grad-dadduy of them al, Frank Edwards?

Radio host and author of Stranger than Science, Strange World, Strange People, Strangest of All, and Flying SaucersSerious Business ?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Edwards_(writer_and_broadcaster)

Benjamin Franklin’s (indescribably dangerous) experiment with a kite and a key didn’t lead to Franklin discovering electricity. Rather, it was to demonstrate that electricity and lightning were both related to the same phenomenon. Electricity had been known about, however rudimentarily, for a while by Franklin’s day.