http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20000228/od/condom_1.html
I came accross this several days ago and meant to post it here becuase it was so funny. I think it actually explains Hitler’s domination complex. He just knew he had an inferiorly (I really want to add the letter “u”) sized peepee probably even compared to his people at large…whoops shouldn’t have used the word large there.
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Sqrl
It’s even more funny when you realize Hitler was Austrian, Sqrl 
Coldfire
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"You know how complex women are"
Well, he was an Austrian which made his penis larger (thus he could control the males with smaller penises) but had the definate affinity for the smaller peepee’s of Germany. Why else would he be there.
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Sqrl
PS. I would like to spread disinformation but only if I could get something that was disinformatively interesting. 
Well, with the Austrians inexplicably trying to get each and every black person out of their country and all, my bet is that Austrians have tiny weeners as well
Coldfire
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"You know how complex women are"
LOL. I think you are right for the most part. So, Coldfire, what is the standardized European condom like? What are the specific dimensions? Does it always come ribbed or unribbed? hhehehe
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Sqrl
Coldfire
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"You know how complex women are"
I just emailed that story to The Tonight Show, Late Night with David Letterman and Dave Barry. Wish me luck.
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WOOHOO! I hope it gets put out somewhere. 
It was too funny when I read it. I looked into that website, Coldfire. It was pretty interesting. I liked the “how to put on a condom” link. I can’t imagine anyone being so inept that they would actually have to read the instructions though.
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Sqrl
Where did hte EU get the misguided idea that one size fits all?
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Good ol’ standardisaton. Presumably for greater European unity, or bureaucrat can claim to have accomplished something.
thhppt!!
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I just want to see the ISO 9000 booklet on testing the product.
“Insert tab A in slot B…”
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Call me stupid, but I voted for the black currant condoms (on the durex site: http://www.durex.com/ ).
Anyone else?
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