I’m drinking a very strong Margarita. Holy fucking shit it’s good.
God DAMN!
Margaritas to celebrate Christmas on Thanksgiving Eve.
Got it.
Enjoy!
<backs out of thread>
Haven’t you heard? It’s not “ho, ho, ho” anymore.
So it’s your fault we’re gonna get snow this evening?
Darn offenderati… 
Brendon Small
I see your margarita and raise you a few Steinlagers and Jamesons.
(in a few minutes)
[rapping]
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You otha’ brothas can’t deny…
[/singing]
Third margarita.
i just sent my wife to the store to buy popcorn. Nothing says thanksgiving like a massive tequila hangover.
[singing]
Rock 'n roll ain’t noise pollution
Rock 'n roll ain’t gonna die…
[/singing]
I wish I had a cigarette.
Dang-Winston sounds like a fun drunk. Have a Margarita for me–and don’t forget the salt on the rim!
<looks at the sambuca> Hmmmm…
Party down, my friend. At least tomorrow when you’re at the relative’s food-fest and Uncle Martin starts talkin’ shit about Aunt Edna’s older sister’s niece’s boyfriend’s mother, you can curl up in a hangover ball and life will be good.
Gee, all I’ve got is a diet cream soda.
Maybe I will put some vodka in it.