The fork recreated! (As in, “has been created again,” not “took a spa day.”)
This is basically a fork with a small reservoir you can fill with perfumes to “double your culinary pleasure”! For less than $60 (and, face it, probably less than that in the near future), people on your gift list could be enjoying a new way to experience food this holiday season, and/or this new way to induce a sinus attack.
It’s disconcerting that they don’t tell you what aromas you will experience.
How 'bout this chocolate scented universal remote control case? It’s only one hundred and nine dollars!
Or, for when you are broke but are still looking for a food-themed gift these not-Band Aid bacon strips are less than eight dollars.
Fake pregnancy test. It always turns out positive.
Vagina toaster, which does not make your girly bits nice and warm, but puts an image of a vagina (actually, it should be called a vulva toaster) on your toast.
I dunno. I kinda think it looks like the Virgin Mary.
Did you read the reviews? They are hilarious! Here’s one example: “Soup lovers - if you leave the bread in the toaster for 9 months it starts spitting out cute little croutons.”
Thanks for the laugh!
Not real, but funny: Sky Maul.
Wow, some of these just seem cruel. Here’s some chocolate. You can see it and you can smell it. However, you can’t eat it. You can use it change the TV channel, so pros and cons, huh?
Also, look at this! You’re pregnant!
My favorite part of that product description:
“*Note Colored aroma/scents are made visible in these images for visualization purposes only.”
Hahahaha 
That price is for a case of 12. So you have 12 people covered for just $109!!
I liked this one:
I’ve used the bacon-aids – I was at an outdoor music festival, got blisters, that was all they had at the souvenir stand/first aid booth, etc. etc. The adhesive sucks, and the pinkish-red color palette makes it look like your injury, whatever it may have been, is now terrible diseased.