Good morning everybody–nothing much going on here aside from Pratchett being a noisy arsehole who really wants to be outside. I obliged him because it’s raining out and he can just stay out there until he’s good and moist for all of me. He had such a hot pepper up his butt this morning that he ran up and batted Bear’s face like a speedbag, apparently in pique that the dog gets to go out when he doesn’t. Opinionated bastard cat…
My Biggest Loser competition starts tomorrow so I guess I need to go get a scale today–I dislike using weight as a marker for fitness but there’s really no other way to do it, reasonably speaking, with a group. I’ve pretty much pared myself down to one meal a day already so I just need to bump my activity level up to 1/2 to one hour a day of something aerobic and add some crunches and a little weight training in and I’ll be all set. I’m looking for a mini-stepper machine for the living room since there is zero room in this house for large exercise equipment. I’m rather looking forward to trimming down some since I’ve been getting lazy the past year or two. I was down to a size 6 (30 inch waist in jeans) and it’s been creeping up on me–I’m up to a 36" waist and that’s just not acceptable. That’s the largest size I’ll buy and if they get too tight I just have to suck it up and lose the flab or go nekkid. I think I have a really good shot at winning this thing, too, since the other participants are really big girls who’ve been that way for years and years, whereas I’m a generally fit person who’s gotten lazy. I’ve been skinny a lot more than I’ve been fat and I know how to take it off–it’s an advantage.
No crabby, Pie! Or no crabby pie–mmm, crab pie… 
Yeah, kai, what mousie said, squared!
Good news about the unemployment, Rebo, it’s really good to take a little time off between jobs if it’s feasible–take care of some projects and be judicious about deciding on a next job rather than scrambling frantically to get anything that comes along. A little downtime/me time is a positive thing. Tell him to grow a nice lazy-man beard!
Good luck on the weekend shift, swampie, in my experience you get a higher percentage of pissy entitled twits on weekends but otherwise call centers are at their best on weekends. More casual, less hassle, no management around to watch out for. I thought you were doing QA, though–is that not correct? It’s kind of odd for QA people to work the weekends…
Darn it, now I want a boat too! Not so much a sailboat, though, I want a small powerboat suitable for exploring the rivers. I miss having a boat, we always had one when I was growing up and that was the first vehicle I learned to drive.
Oh look, Bear wants to play fetch–what a surprise! 