Holiday Sing Along With Sequential Thread Titles

Startin’ a new batch off with

Clinton, What’s your beef?
Mad cow disease or stupidity?
(spotted in Great Debates)

Three-parter from MPSIMS:

Teenage Girls Part II
Necked Pizza Party
PNW Dopefest?

Send me a boyfriend or kill me, I care not which.
Boy, am I conflicted! (vacation plans)

Somebody published me, and didn’t tell me about it!

Jack Chick…Love him, Hate him or BUOHE?

Your FairyChatMom Has a Good Deal For You…

SDMB Slave Auction

From MPSIMS

Send me a boyfriend or kill me, I care not which.
Need to know if you’re knocked up?
So! How was YOUR day?

A couple questions of the General sort, apparently with answers :

What was the Kobyashi Maru?
A Famous Skip

E-Z Chem Question. Quick Answer Please!
What little boys are made of …

From GQ:

Why do some movies take so long to get released on video?
Desperately seeking Hooterville

From MPSIMS:

At what suck ratio do you deprogram a radio station?
You know, I don’t really care much for music…

And from IMHO, a rare sextuple:

Cheerful thoughts for Spring
Have You Ever Saved Somebody’s Life.
How did you meet your SO?
What is your belief system?
So, How great was your Threesome?
Some SDMB posters really, really need to get laid more.

From MPSIMS:

Holiday Sing Along With Sequential Thread Titles
Worst Ratings Ever.

MPSIMS

Where is that sick, twisted F**k INOR?
Going to Israel, looking for advice/suggestions