Hey, I’ve got an idea. Let’s take a perfectly good citrus fruit. Make it smaller. Make it the nastiest possible color we can think of. And, make it taste like a bloody car battery.
Oh wait! It’s already been done, and I just had one of these abominations. Anyone who has a very sensitive taste for anything bitter, please, I beg you, do not eat a blood orange. It doesn’t even have a normal orange consistency.
I’ve called for 1200cc of chocolate to be taken orally until the taste subsides. Thank G-d for my big bag of Hershey Kisses.
Blech. Shudder. Kiss.