Holy fuck, is this the campus commons?

I am new to this forum but good god why do so many threads have to be “hijacked” by pompous fools that just want to display what they learned in class the day before.

Fuck the minutia (i know spelling, just to pissed off to click Dictionary dot com) Is it really necessary for dumb asses to try to impress us with what their teacher said? I really like this forum, I respect that many (most) members are my intellectual superiors, but for fuck’s sake, does every topic need to turn into a dick measuring contest? Or an attempt to prove that you learned more in your AdvacnedStatisticoBioChemPhyEngCalc class than all the people before you did? I promise you, we are out here, we have forgotten (yea spelling SMD) more than you know.

PLEASE NOTICE THAT I DID NOT DIRECT ANY INSULTS AT INDIVIDUALS. Anyone want to bet the courtesy will not be returned?" :rolleyes:

Well, you have to understand, as a group, we’re pretty pedantic and curmugeonly.

(Ha! I used bigger words than you!)

That settles that. It’s not every day that someone walks right up to me and shows me how long his dick is right away. Good for you. You win.

How interesting. A rant against well-informed and studied debate. On a message board devoted to fighting ignorance.

Perhaps you should find someplace where “Are too!” “Are not!” “Are too!” is an accepted form of argument. Because without facts and the erudition to arrange them into coherent arguments, that’s all that’s left.

I don’t know about that. As a pompous fool with a penchant for dick-measuring contests, I found your OP rather insulting. I mean, you didn’t mention me by name, but you might as well have.

Anyway, come closer. I just want to check something… :: pulls out measuring tape ::
[sub]Oh, now it all makes sense. My condolences.:p[/sub]

Wait… Does that mean he DOESN’T drive an SUV??

Yes.

No need to be so hard on yourself. I don’t consider you a pompous fool. (not yet)

but some genius posted this little gem:

I have read and re read my original question, I do not see any “Rant” nor do I see any criticism of “well informed” debate. It seems pretty clear that I was expressing my feelings (oh, excuse me, I was not aware that was not allowed) about the fact that so many discussions digress from intellectually discussable issues to attempts to dazzle others with recently aquired pearls of wisdom…Damn I really wish I was back in college, the world was so much more interesting…

Captain: Antidissestablishmentarianism…thats a bigger word.

What ever your name is: (a little bragging, Its my first truck) No I drive a 2002 F-150 SuperCab with a Triton V-8 (but trying to talk my wife into letting me get a 2004 F-250)

Well, I have to say, I haven’t noticed the phenomenon about which the OP complains. Possibly, I’m just missing all the threads in which it happens, but I spend truly unhealthy amounts of time on here, so I doubt it’s that. It could be that the OP is seeing things that don’t exsist, in which case he needs to get a grip. Or lastly, I’m a part of the problem that the OP is complaining about, in which case he needs to go fuck himself. I think the best way to settle which of the preceding possibilities is an actuallity is for him to provide an example of the perceived problem, which would allow us to individually examine the evidence and come to our own conclusions as regards the validity of the OP.

In other words, ya gotta link?

Well, I don’t want to mention any names, but the person who wrote that last post needs to realize that the person who started this thread doesn’t want to mention who is actually doing the thing that bugs him for fear that certain unnamed parties will disagree with him and call him a pencil-dick. And not to get into any specifics, but in my dick-measuring experience that sort of thing can really hurt feelings, so it’s understandable that whoever started this thread would want to avoid that.

Yeah, but do you know what it means? :slight_smile: In all seriousness, like Miller asked, who is doing this thing of which you speak? Tell us that we might smite him!

Ok, I’m better now. Do you have a link to specifics?

Wait, is this it?

I think that’s not a case of hijacking to show off. They’re debating the article. See, Lissener linked the New York Times article giving a study showing that the abstinence pledge doesn’t work. IzzyR questioned the validity of the study, so now they’re debating whether or not the study used valid methodology. While I’ve always been terrible at statistics, it makes sense, given that thread, that they’d be arguing the way they are, it seems to me.

Miller if the things about which I posted are not apparent, then I will happily admit that I should just shut the fuck up. But at least I do not have to fuck myself, because I was not reffering to you in any way.
Giraffe: Yea, you’re right. Despite serving my country in combat as a Paratrooper in the US Army, I am really afraid of insults from the likes of you. Its not that I was attempting to offer a criticism of certain discussions that seemed to digress into pissing matches, whithout insulting the individuals involved, in reality I was just afraid of big tough guys like you.

Now, now, there’s no need to get all riled up and start giving me your resume. I was only teasing you about your insistance on not naming names, even when you’re quoting posts from this very thread. I’m sure your penis is elephantine.

[sub]Although if you weren’t so anti-dick measuring, we could give hard numbers, not limp, ineffectual speculation.[/sub]

Actually my penis is probably below average size, but it has served me well so far. :smiley:

askeptic–

Despite the fact that I am an excellent pool player, really good in bed, and quite brilliant, I question what you being a paratrooper has to do with anything at all.

Bringing up unrelated shit like that is a lot like people pulling obscure knowlege out of their ass to try to impress others. Ironic.

as long as we’re measuring stuff…

…about 7, sometimes a little bigger.

(or is this a pissing contest? How do you measure that? Is it volume? Distance one can piss? Color? … ???)

This forum spends so much time talking about dick. But no one ever comes through. Dammit, I like dick, but I invariably end up disappointed because folks are actually talking about something else altogether.

I tried to admit my mistake, and even admitted that my penis was small. But do you really fail to understand why, when a person is accused of being afraid of mean nasty insults (that was meant as sarcasm) from anonymous people on the internet, they may offer the fact that they were a combat vet in order to attempt to show that the original claim was baseless?

I do regret boasting about serving in the military, it is not appropriate. I was recently informed that a friend with whom I had served, had been killed in Iraq. It has made me a little upset, and made me start dwelling on my time in the Army. I should not have mentioned it, and I apologize.