FUCK!
Maybe you should have posted this in the Pit? Maybe?
Definitely!
Off to the Pit with thee.
Cajun Man - SDMB Moderator
And as usual, any potential we give can be overdone to the point where we might start feeling it’s something we have to take away. It happened with images. It happened with HTML. Reign it in a bit, bud, and don’t let it happen with this.
Sorry, sorry, got carried away, won’t happen again. By the way the new board is beautiful.
fuckshitfuckityfuckasspisstitsboobsassholebitchpissclitdamnasspoopshitpoopcockfucktittysuckbastardpunkassmotherfuckerrasmfrasmshitdamnboobs.
Oh, and Fuck.
It’s good to be back:p
(To the tune of the 1812 overture)
OsTI de ciboâre de viarge de tabernac! boom BOOM
La Virgén de puta ma-a-dre! boom BOOM
Forfikighu, chiuj! Zamenfek! boom BOOM
Shit piss goddamn motherfu-uck-kers!
DAH-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH-DAH
da-da-DA-da-da-DA-da-da-DA-da-da-da-DA-DAAAH-BOOOOOOOM
(Vocalise is harder to type than I thought.)
As an alternative, insert the complete text of George Carlin’s Incomplete List of Impolite Words.
You forgot “felch.”
Fuck shit piss damn hell bitch bastard dick cunt pussy!
Yeah,baby!
b.
Oh, and fuckinay!
I tried to find the complete text to Jay’s rap from the beginning of Jay and Silent Bob strike Back, but I couldn’t so I’ll just give the beginning of it…
“Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck…”
Well then, just to test the parameters here again -
Fie upon thee, naughty fellow, and dost thou kiss thy mother with that mouth?
Verily do I say that much doo-doo should be thy lot. Ware lest thee be cast into the exterior darkness, where men do weep and gnash their teeth, and say one unto another, "I shouldst have listened to my dear mother, who did warn me ever and oft that no one doth like a potty mouth. "
Then shall they, and those who cross against the light, and do not put the milk carton back when they are done with it, and those who did jump off a bridge just because their friends did the like, repent in sackcloth and ashes until their time of pentitence be past and they can wash up and come to supper.
And don’t let it happen again.
Regards,
Shodan
OK, it was lame - I needed another practice post to be sure of my password.
“I don’t got that bad of a mouth, do I? Fuck, shit, ass, bitch, cunt, shoo-bee-da-do-wop…”
-Eminem “Who Knew”
Now I’ll hold up flash card and you all say a profane word that matches with it!
:shuffles:
L!
Fuck! I feels so fucking good to fucking swear again. God DAMN! In-fucking-credible.
Golly, I must agree that the opportunity to swear on these boards again is just super! And you all are doing a swell job at it. Damn swell.
pops up head and looks about
THANK YOU FUCKING JESUS! Not only is the SDMB back, but no more need to restrain my colorfull vocabulary! Erm, now I can’t think of anything. Fuckity-Fuck.
dives to the floor as the crack of the moderator sniper rifle sounds
BUM!!!
Teeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!!!
Sacred copulating excrement, I can as well.
Goody goody gumdrops.
Darn! Fudge! Oh my stars and garters! What a sense of liberation!
Heavens above! Gracious me!
POO POO!
Dear me, that felt wonderful.
Regards,
Shodan
Ma’s out, pa’s out, let’s talk rude!
Pee po belly bum drawers!
Dance in the garden in the nude!
Pee po belly bum drawers!
Let’s write rude words all down our street,
stick out our tongues at the people we meet,
let’s have an intellectual treat,
Pee po belly bum drawers!
-Flanders & Swann