Holy shit! My ex-boyfriend's a prostitute!

I’ve been feeling a little sore the last couple of days so I tried to set up a massage with my regular guy. He’s out of town through the weekend, so I decided to search online to see if I could find someone else in the area. I ended up on a site that, upon looking at it a little more closely, listed both “legitimate” masseurs and “erotic” massage with “happy endings” and the like. No legit massage listings in my town so I checked a couple nearby spots, and that’s when I found it. A listing for an old boyfriend of mine, offering his services for both legit and erotic massage.

He had a link to a personal website, on which he lists himself not only as doing massage but also as an “escort”! Oh my god! Naked aroused photos, client reviews, pay-per-view solo movies, webcam, the works.

The massage listing was established after he and I stopped dating, so I assume that he wasn’t turning tricks while we were together. Still, I’m stunned. I never would have thought based on our time together that he would ever find himself involved in that sort of life.

He charges $200/hour for his escort services. Not to be catty, but while the sex was good, it wasn’t that good.

I’ve discussed a number of my exes on these boards before. This guy is not one of them.

You better hope he doesn’t bill! :eek: :smiley:

A little story, so maybe you can put a happy spin on things:

After my ex and I broke up, some dude (a friend of a friend of a friend) offered me $2500 to be in a porn. Needless to say, I politely declined.

A few weeks later I was telling my ex about it. He paused, looked at me, and said: “$2500 for an hour? Dude, thank YOU for the discount! I’d be broke if you had charged me THAT rate!”

So think of it as free goods :wink:

Bill retroactively, that is.

Yeah, lots of people who’ve slept with prostitutes end up with some variety of little sores. But you shouldn’t keep poking at it!

That’s exactly what I was thinking. There’s probably a cream or salve for that.

I think I know this guy…

I went on one date with a girl and then a month later saw her a porno.
The date wasn’t THAT good.

I bet he won’t be using that quote on his website. :smiley: