Weeping pustules, chancre sores
Anal crabs and turd s’mores
Fungal Donald and Russian whores
(Some are threes, none are fours
Unibrows and giant pores)
This raging spawn of rancid sewers?
I don’t want him, that makes him yours.
(Audience snaps fingers in approval, sips espresso, takes more benzedrine. Next, an anorexic existentialist does A Dance to Spring…)
D’ya hear the story about Cocaine Don
He had a nose so stuffed it totally shone
He had a Cocaine House and a Cocaine Life
He even had a Cocaine Wife
…and he’s aaalllll around our brains!
The depths of the swamp I will plumb
While keeping mum ‘bout my income
And lies I’ll embolden
Like showers most golden
Disputin’ that Putin’s my chum.
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George Takei’s Twitter feed gave us a good start for this.
Surely we just need some new lyrics that can be sung along to “Kyle’s mom’s a bitch”
Altogether now!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllll…Trump is a ?
Dude’s not a troll. Here’s his poetry website. It’s not quite as much fun to read as the Trump poem is, but it’s still pretty fun.
But you failed to include that knowledge in your post?
May I remind you, Ike, that you are still under oath.
It’s a figure of speech, m’lud.
Why do you hate me?
Anyway, I’m sorry to say that it’s not the worst poem I’ve ever read. Hell, it’s not in the top 100. For one, it lacks discussion of souls and nothing is set off by tildes!
“The Domhnall’s a giver whilst others just take / Ne’er gaining from that which his hands did not make.”
Hee.
Oh, good, you’ve never read the ones I wrote during my teenage years (thank god those happened before the internet was a thing!) :eek:
Anyway, I’m no good at limericks so here’s a clerihew:
Donald Trump
Uses a gold-plated crapper when he takes a dump.
His hands are tiny and his hair is bad,
And his thoughts are all 140 characters. SAD!
Humpity-Trumpity
Orange new POTUS
Is planning to tweetstorm
'Til freedoms are gone.
Acetaminophen’s
The panacea
That eases the headaches
His postings bring on.
Bush’s two terms
Were only a bump
Compared to the shitstorm
That is Trump
BurmaShave
Legalize scansion!
NM
Hickory dockory dick,
His Trumpness makes me sick.
He’ll grab some pussy
And call you a wussy
While collecting your urine. SO SICK!
You wanna go that route, then I’ll point out that the OP doesn’t say whether it’s official or not.
It’s just how people talk. No need to try and pick an argument.
I mean, when a website throws out three errors just trying to load, I don’t think any of us took it that seriously.
Whenever Donald Trump went down town,
We people on the pavement looked at him:
Eh, just skip to the end.
Heaven help me, I laughed.
Come, they told me,
Ta-rump pa pum pum
A gilded king to see
Ta-rump pa pum pum
Our finest days he’ll bring
Ta-rump pa pum pum
Straight white and proud we’ll be
Ta-rump pa pum pum,
Trump pa pum pum
Trump pa pum pum
Make us great again
Ta-rump pa pum pum
Gee are we dumb.
Little tweeting fool
Ta-rump pa pum pum
I am a poor boy too
Ta-rump pa pum pum
Just not in spirit like you
Ta-rump pa pum pum
My purse will have to do
Ta-rump pa pum pum,
Trump pa pum pum
Trump pa pum pum
Shall I vote for you
Ta-rump pa pum pum
Because I’m so dumb