Worst haiku ever.
I volunteer to pay for the bullet.
grabbed pussy too hard
her piss can not flow freely
Shower not Golden
Used sparingly, sentiment is a good antidote.
Slavic pee on bed
British ex spy dossier
Twitter tirade: Sad!
This is my favorite 
If Obama had watched hookers pee on a bed in Moscow in 2008, would he be the president today…?
Depends on how he explained it to Michelle. If he had all the Secret Service agents and Seal Team Six, wouldn’t be enough.
If?! :dubious:
Trump has tweeted a photo of himself “writing his inaugural address” at “the Winter White House”. He’s craftily bending the top of the page with his hand to prevent us from getting any sneak preview.
Minutes later, he departed. Unmindfully, though, he had carelessly ripped off the top sheet of paper and left behind the rest of the notepad. By employing the trick of rubbing a pencil lightly over the pad, somebody has managed to replicate what the president-elect put to paper on that momentous and historic day in Mar-a-Lago. Here it is.
Somewhere around here is the thread with the dirty limericks about the Turkish President. We could probably rework some of those for the Inauguration.
I’ve had that song “Lump” running through my head for weeks, excepting changing the lyrics to fit Trump.
So with my apologies to the Presidents of the United States of America, here are my semi-reworked lyrics.
I hate that this was debunked before I was able to make a Vogon reference.
It’s uncanny— he seems so lifelike!
“All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy.”
“All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy.”
“All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy.”
“All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy.”
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Donald Trump
Took a dump
Upon our constitution
And then he said
with his face bright red
That was an elegant solution.
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Trump has tweeted a photo of himself “writing his inaugural address” at “the Winter White House”.
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With a Sharpie. Sitting at the receptionist’s desk in the hall, apparently.
Hey! I’ve done some of my VERY best work on legal pads with a Sharpie at receptionists’ desks in public hallways!
He looks like he’s made out of wax.
Thanks!