What’s with the fucking huge font this ad has? Is this something that can be controlled my an administrator, or are we stuck with it? Regardless of its intentions, that shit doesn’t look good when somebody walks right by you and notices it. Especially since these kinds of ads are shown mostly on druggie type sites, and may be mistaken for something else. Even though I’m sure there is a market for them on this site. :rolleyes:
Maybe you haven’t noticed, but the name of this site is The Straight Dope. 
You’re crazy man, where does it say that?
Ads? What ads?
You think you got problems? I’m still trying to figure out if Liberty lives in a grocery store. Or if he really did mean parling and not parking, in which case I need to know what parling is.
P.S. not a woosh if one is simply trying a different joke from everyone else. (Sorry for the hijack. A few people will know what I’m talking about.)
Is it not something one does after espying a young maiden while out for a walk one day in May?
Well there you go. 
I’ve always said, “The Pit is so much better than GQ.”
Does anyone even read GQ anymore? Or has everyone switched to Maxim?
What’s wrong with the ad size? Helldamnfart!
I haven’t seen any great big drug test ads.
It’s probably not something we can control (or more accurately, ask the Reader to ask google to control). We can do general stuff (like “no porn ads”) but I don’t know if we can nix a specific ad.
How fitting that the Google ads for this very post are all for drug test kits (though not in huge font, unfortunately).
I’m guessing liberty’s been sleeping in a truck.
The poor guy mispelled parking and stupid as “parling” and “stpid”. He started a pit thread about being kept awake, then 3 minutes later, posted that the guy had stopped. A few posters decided it would be fun to repeat his mispellings, as did I. I thought you didn’t get it. I mean, what with yer user name and all. 
What’s really funny was how sad I was when I came back to the thread, saw it closed, and realised we would never see which branch of fun poking would have had the most effect on the OP.
I was tired. He was at it for an hour.
Welcome to the Dope. More specifically, the Pit.
Thanks for answering the question that was bugging me about that other thread. (In yet another closed thread.) Hope you don’t get too pissed at our fun poking. Or the gratuitous thread closings…
Um, perhaps I should return this hijack back to the OP now.
STUPID ADS!
Damn, I feel like an ass. More so than usual.
'Spose I have to tip my hat to NCB.
This is the pit. So I feel I should say a few words.
Cocknozzle, shittytittie, bloodfart, fucktwaddle, faggery, and fish-flavored-fur-flaps.
That is all.