I occasionally make Ho-Made Breakfast Lumps-- A.K.A Food That Doesn’t Taste Good. I wanted something like a breakfast bar but
–More nutrious
–Cheaper
–Not so cookie-like that I eat ten a day.
Once on a whim I gave an oatmeal-box full to my vegetarian sister-in-law when she was depressed (dying mother) and wasting away. She claimed to have eaten them, and she asked for the recipe. So I happen to have it typed up…
At this time there’s no actual recipe for Ho-Made Breakfast Lumps (A.K.A. Food That Doesn’t Taste Good). Fortunately, when the finished product is not required to look or taste good, an actual recipe isn’t needed.
They were developed from an oatmeal cookie recipe with the oil/butter replaced by peanut butter, the sugar replaced by apple sauce, and random stuff plopped in to fine tune the texture and sweetness.
In theory everything is optional except the oats, peanut butter and some sweetener… still, here is a ‘non-actual’ recipe.
Instant Oatmeal 2 cups
Flour 1 cup
Peanut Butter 1.5 cups (or, what the hell, an 18 oz. jar)
Apple Sauce 1.25 cups
Eggs 2
Brown Sugar 1/2 cup (or to taste)
Salt 1 tsp
Baking soda 1 tsp
Vegetable Oil 2 tablespoons
Breakfast Cereal --add for desired texture and consistency.
Anything you want to throw in: milk, non-fat dry milk, nuts, orange juice, bacon, Ovaltine, bananas.
Combine the dry ingredients (except for cereal) and blend well. Use a big bowl.
Combine the wet ingredients. You can microwave the peanut butter to make it easier to blend. You can stir the eggs up before adding them.
Don’t forget to preheat the oven to maybe 375 degrees.
Combine the wet ingredients with the dry ingredients. Mix well; you don’t want any white bits of flour showing up in the finished lumps. You can use a mixer. Add some stuff (cereal, milk, sugar etc) to fine tune the consistency and sweetness. My guess is that a dry mix lasts longer without refrigeration, and a soft mix is easier to chew and more bread-like. Lots of puffed cereal keeps it from being too hard.
You can then form the batter into lumps, but it’s easier to cook it as a 1/2" layer in a shallow greased pan and then slice it up like brownies. Or you can spread the batter into a 1/2" layer on a greased baking sheet. Using a fork is a good way to spread it and shape it.
Bake for about 18 minutes at 375 degrees. The edges will start to brown.
That’s the non-actual recipe. It’s possible to add enough sweetener that they actually taste sorta good.