Gee, I thought “a side order of ow growl” was one of the funniest and most elegant phrases I’d seen in years!
Oh no! Somebody hold me! I’M SCARED!! 
Can do. Come 'ere, my I can’t hold my arms open forever.
Mm… much better. 
Body Count: 5
The Governor has, wisely, decided to hide in that place where slashers never attack:
In public.
Great, who’s gonna hold ME now? 
No, I’m not scared, I want in on the action. Heeeee!
Dunno…
SHH!!! Don’t tell her! I just got in on this, don’t ruin it.
Carefull. She’s all cool and ass-kicky.
All this talk of homocidal maniacs has me hungry. I’m going to go get some pizzas and a six-pack. Be right back …
:: SLAM! ::
:: Sound of car engine starting ::
:: Sound of car engine suddenly turned off ::
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
holds Q.E.D. and ignores strange looks from the rest of you
Don’t you people have some horrible mutilating to have done to you?
Yeah I know, I hope I don’t get on her bad side
Santa, is that you?
That was a really nice walk. Ima go take a shower now; anyone want to join me?
That’s OK, you go on–I’ll send the motel’s handyman, Norman, in with the extra towels.
There’s a trailer full of “hill folk” in the driveway, should I let them in?
Hey Ponder! Is that the same car that had that ol’ hook hanging off the door handle? Ya know, I hear that those things aren’t nothin’ to worry about. Just go ahead and p-a-t-i-e-n-t-l-y wait for the engine to warm back up and you’ll be on your wa…
What’s that scraping and thumping noise!?!!
I say we take off, and nuke the state from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
Thumping noise? Hey, I can’t find my faithful pet collie and I keep hearing a dripping noise. Do you think it could be the faucet?
Oh, wait, something just licked my hand. Guess my collie’s okay after all.
So: Are you in Hazleton? Mountaintop? Or am I too far south?