but!(pun) would you let Donny Osmond do it?
lissener, if it’s not board policy, it’s certainly good manners to make some explicit mention of the fact when one’s parodying. I’m assuming that this is a parody. I really hope it is.
Well, lissner, being a straight woman, I’m quite fond of cock, and the only actual thing I could say about gay guys that you might find useful is that I’ve seen some real hotties it’s a shame I have no shot with.
Am I a homophobe?
I get the distinct impression that anyone who doesn’t agree with you on a thread about homosexuality is hijacking your threads and therefore their opinions merit nothing but being tossed into the pit.
What constitutes a thread getting somewhere? When everyone finally agrees with lissener?
Suck my dick, lel. Start your own thread if you want to have a debate. I’m not gonna debate you, lel. I’m not gonna sit here and debate.
I’d think by now someone would be getting something sucked, somewhere. Geez.
This thread sucks!
Dammit, I was gonna link to that! No fair!
vanilla, I didn’t think it physically possible, but this thread both sucks AND blows.
lissener, dude, get help.
Hot gay guys can suck my dick.
No, really.
Fuck you, dude. I have no interest in getting in a fight with you, I always read your posts with respect. It was a little joke, something I guess foreign to you.
And lissener, this shit is getting old, buddy.
Add a 
to the end of that last line.
You say it was an attempt at a joke, that’s fine. I believe you.
Sorry I didn’t get it. I don’t get much about this place anymore anyway.
Fair enough. It can get a little strange…
Wow, this thread was really boring.
If you want to do a joke thread, the Pit’s not the place for it. If you want to get laid, the SDMB is not (supposed) to be the place for it.
I’m closing this thread.
Lynn
For the Straight Dope