Any questions?
Yeah – are you this generous with all your enemies?
Daniel
Really?
You want to have such close intimate contact with them?
What about your boyfriend? Won’t they get jealous?
What about your boyfriend? Won’t he get jealous?
Ooh, ooh, and Mr. Lissener, what exactly do you mean by “homophobes”?
Daniel
How 'bout us non-homophobes, can we suck your dick too? Or are you a non-homophobist?!?!? Huh? Huh?
By “homophobe,” I mean “anyone who objects to my use of the word ‘homophobe.’”
Nope, sorry alice, my dick is reserved for homophobes. Let’s just say I have a fetish.
Man, why can’t girls ever say “Anyone who thinks of me as an object can just have sex with me right now, dammit! I’m mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take it anymore!”
Man, how are you ever gonna find a “life partner?”
alice
If you really must suck a dick then I’ll volunteer mine!
grem0517 <— non-non-homophobist
get your own damn thread, grem. alice can tell me she’s a homophobe if it’s that important to her.
Jeez, you try to help a lady out…
lissener, so you don’t actually care if they are a homophobe as much as that they have to say they’re a homophobe. Interesting fetish…
Hummm, tempting…
Easy. Homophobes are eerily (some might say “creepily”) drawn to homosexuals. Believe me, they’re all in here right now, peeking through the cracks and breathing shallowly. So I won’t have to go out looking for them; they’ll be lined up. It’ll kind of be like having a new life partner every day! It’s a good thing I can’t get married, otherwise I’d have to choose the best little cocksucker and send the others packing.
I have a question: Do you ever think about anything else other than that some people object to your sex life? For someone who supposedly doesn’t give a shit what other people think, you sure spend a lot of time obsessing about it!
alice, who has you tempted?
I can say that the way you go “Hummm” certainly has me tempted!
Dude, if I wait to find a homophobe who says exactly what he means and never waffles on the truth, I’m NEVER gonna get my dick sucked.
Saying that it’s OK with me if a homophobe’s words aren’t entirely consistent with reality is kinda like saying that I like my midgets short.
Are homosexuals still invited, too? Or must they be self-hating Queens a la Log Cabin Republicans?