Homosex and Abort as matters of Choice

Swipe to the left.

If idea of having sex with a person of opposite gender is not appealing to you, this is not your choice, it’s a decree of God or Charles Darwin, and there is nothing you can do about it. You absolutely, positively may not choose, period.

But if Heterosex is your cup of tea, if by decree of God or Charles Darwin, you crave sexual intimacy with opposite gender, which sooner or later inevitably leads to conception of New Life, then it’s your choice whether to bear the child into the world. It’s absolutely, positively entirely up to you.

So you can’t choose what to do with your sex life, but you can control the outcome?
Swipe to the right.

If by decree of God or Charles Darwin, you crave sexual intimacy with opposite gender, which sooner or later inevitably leads to conception of New Life, then you must bear the child into the world. You absolutely, positively may not choose, period.

But if Homosex is your cup of tea, if by decree of God or Charles Darwin, you crave sexual intimacy with your own gender, then it’s your choice whether to accept or suppress your innate wishes. It’s absolutely, positively entirely up to you.

So you can choose what to do with your sex life, but you can’t control the outcome?
Conclusion

Why do we allow politicians to talk about all this? It leads to nothing, it doesn’t solve anything, it allows them to keep people divided and confused.

How many time was it repeated, “Get the politicians the hell out of other people bedrooms!” In particular, rich and privilleged politicians “with strong wives”. No gasbag taking “pride in his wife and children” should be allowed to pontificate about homosexual life experiences, without experiencing that life beforehand, so they’d know first hand what they are talking about.

So, Sens. John & John, get a room and give each other a good fuck, then come back and talk from experience.

And Bob Shieffer, put your head between your thighs and fellate yourself for asking smug stupid questions.

Maybe it’s just me, but I think Homosex and Abort would be really bad names for a pair of Jack Russell terriers.

My brother-in-law just named his Jack Russell puppy “Russell”, but that is another story.

I’m sorry, I see nothing wrong with Sen. Kerry’s statement. It, IMO, was a comment meant to counter those in our country who run around talking about god and jesus and how taking one or the other into their hearts will cure them of this choice to be queer.

I’m just not sure what you point is I guess.

Sam

Homosex and Abort—they’re cops!

This fall, on the WB!

. . . sorry . . .

I read the OP 3 times, and I have absolutely no idea what the issue is.

Maybe I just choose not to understand… :slight_smile:

I got the point of the OP. I just thought it, well, stupid. And I’m not telling none of ya neither what it means. Not even New Iskander.

:smiley:

When did Darwin become equitable to God? Did I miss something? :confused:

Homosex and Abort? Isn’t that somewhere in New Mexico?

Not just cops, Police Cops. :smiley:

It’s a suburb of Truth and Consequences, New Mexico…

Thanks for the softball pitch.

I saw the title, and thought that it was written by a European ESL speaker.

“Those stupid Americain and their obsess with the, how you say, the homosex and the abort? We French have more important thing to worry, yes?”

Nitpik: Truth [o]or* Consequences.

I think you would find Abort near Las Cruces, which is home to plenty of morbid place names such as Jornada del Muerto. Las Cruces itself means “The Crosses” or “The Graveyard.” You have White Sands Missile Range nearby, which seems like the natural place to shout “ABORT! ABORT!”

You can probably find Homosex in Santa Fe. :smiley:

I have to vote on the side of “Incoherent OP”. Wha…!?

Hey, what does this “Homosex & Abort” button do?

Charles Darwin is my Lord and Master. I hear and obey, O Great Darwin. What is thy bidding, my Master?
It’s Skywalker we’re after. He’ll make a powerful ally. He will join us or die. We got Death Star!

I have some kind of Plan to do something… that’s all you need to know, really.

Seriously. I think what the OP is saying is that Kerry and Bush are both making contradictory statements. Kerry (in the eyes of the OP) is saying that no, homosexuality isn’t a choice when it comes to, well, homosexuality, and then, with regard to abortion, he’s saying that you do have a choice of what the outcome of your sexual activity will be. And then Bush does the oppisite.

Of course, none of this makes any fucking sense whatsoever and only betrays a deep misunderstanding of the issues on the part of the OP, but since I’m not even sure if I’ve deciphered his rant correctly, I’m not even going to try arguing against it yet. Maybe I’m just being really, really wooshed.

That was my first thought, but it made so little sense that I figured it had to be wrong…

No, it’s an intersection near Greenvegas, SC. And if you block it during rush hour, Bruce Daddy will throw pretzels at your car.

See, now, this thread illustrates why we shouldn’t even consider banning the use of the word “retarded” as an insult.