It’s horrible! Horrible, I tells ya!
:eek:
I tell ya, this world’s going to the birds!
Oh, well, that’s just ducky.
Homosexual Necrophelia??
No… If the person is dead, then you’re not Gay.
Just for future reference-
You’re Not Gay If:
He’s Dead
He’s an Animal
He’s under 12
That’s the Official List. There is also the Clinton Model that states “Your not Gay if He’s sucking your dick”. Because afterall, you’re not having the sexual relation. The person sucking your dick is…
Since the offending drake mallard in question was trying to penetrate the dead duck in its ear (or at least in that general area, in the side of the head), would the act then qualify as aural sex?
[“ducks” & runs]
Sam Kinison did a bit about this, didn’t he?
You guys quack me up.
How much does that cost in dollars?
Why a duck?
Well, if it flies like a duck, quacks like a duck, and f*#@s like a duck, then it’s a… Vietnam-era cliche.
I just think it’s sad when critters run a-fowl of natural law.
Don’t let the Phelps clan hear of this, or the lot’ll probably take up duck hunting. :rolleyes:
I thought you were talking about serial killers…
Way to disappoint me… 