Homosexuality, a crime ?

You have forgotten the last part here.
The part where Orion turns to the US army and becomes their leader. (as you all know the USarmy is very anti-gay)
Orion have a lot of Atomic bombs, stealth airplanes, cannons, guns and ships. This makes the gays scared and they finally see that they must change their evil way. Orion said that he would leave the gays alone if they promised to not have sex with each other.
They agree and everybody lived happely from now on.
‘’’’’'About gay in sport. Some are gay (but very few). And they are mostly americans.
In Europe we have soccer as the no.1 sport(we in Europe call’s it football, but the americans insist calling it soccer) and you don’t find any gays there. Not a chance.

You have forgotten the last part here.
The part where Orion turns to the US army and becomes their leader. (as you all know the USarmy is very anti-gay)
Orion have a lot of Atomic bombs, stealth airplanes, cannons, guns and ships. This makes the gays scared and they finally see that they must change their evil way. Orion said that he would leave the gays alone if they promised to not have sex with each other.
They agree and everybody lived happely from now on.
‘’’’’'About gay in sport. Some are gay (but very few). And they are mostly americans.
In Europe we have soccer as the no.1 sport(we in Europe call’s it football, but the americans insist calling it soccer) and you don’t find any gays there. Not a chance.

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Ask the Gay Guy!

Be strong. Just let the thread slink down the page until it disappears . . .

Which means of course, that it is 90% right.

It’s a conspiracy by math teachers…

Fagot is french for “bundle of sticks”. I’m not sure why they’re lying about gay people. Of course it is a lie since “10%” doesn’t really exist.

Yet again the bundles of wood are representing themselves in the media, and now they’re voting. These things are pretty dangerous. Not to mention the further showing of this whole “10 %” thing. My my my, whatever shall we do.

Who is “they” and how did they test it? Furthermore, I don’t recall that they(the bundles of wood) said that 10 % of the voters were gay. Not everyone votes you know…
(in any case this statistic seems pretty dubious, care to provide some support for it?)

Not when they see a cute guy they’re not…

Yes you do, you started off this topic saying it should be. For heavens sake, the name of this topic is “Homosexuality, a crime?”
…Unless of course it was those dastardly bundles of wood putting words in your mouth again…

Sigh. This would have been posted an hour + ago, stupid computer…

Yup, nothing to create an anti-gay atmosphere like a group of men secluded from normal society. With no access to women. Sleeping together(er, I mean in the same rooms), showering together, dressing in front of each other, undressing in front of each other. Yeah, theres none of that stuff in the military…

Uh-huh. riiiiiiight.

Yup, nothing like overwhelming military force to convince people of their moral incorrectness.

But it’s ok if they have sex with straight people right? Even straight people of the same sex right? Just as long as it isn’t two gay people…

Yeah, thats right. Thank you for making sqrlcub’s tale look like non-fiction.

As versus what…serious in sport?

Them damn amurkins.

Yeah, theres no veiled homoeroticism in sports. It’s just a whole bunch of guys sharing a locker room, and getting all sweaty while they try to score on each other. Yup, nothing there.
And let’s not forget such wonderfully masculine sports such as wrestling…

Oh and by the way I’m still rather dubious of the claim that you’re from Europe…care to back up that statement at all?


Still later, Gerald did a terrible thing to Elsie with a saucepan.

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Ok, I’ve had it. I’m locking the thread. Saying “Sorry” to me does not mean it’s ok to throw in a flame. And dammit, Orion, will you learn to quote properly?!

This thread is over.


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“Mommy, mommy! That bundle of wood is trying to recruit me!”

I will behave. I will not call the idiotic bigot a moron.

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Ok, I’ve had it. I’m locking the thread. Saying “Sorry” to me does not mean it’s ok to throw in a flame. And dammit, Orion, will you learn to quote properly?!

This thread is over.


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Ok, I’ve had it. I’m locking the thread. Saying “Sorry” to me does not mean it’s ok to throw in a flame. And dammit, Orion, will you learn to quote properly?!

This thread is over.


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“Mommy, mommy! That bundle of wood is trying to recruit me!”

Please listen to the moderator, folks.
Do not call the idiotic bigot a moron.

“Mommy, mommy! That bundle of wood is trying to recruit me!”

Please listen to the moderator, folks.
Do not call the idiotic bigot a moron.

[Moderator Hat: ON]

Ok, I’ve had it. I’m locking the thread. Saying “Sorry” to me does not mean it’s ok to throw in a flame. And dammit, Orion, will you learn to quote properly?!

This thread is over.


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Anyone else find it funny that when starz boy gets threatened, he immediately takes refuge in a bunch of phallic symbols?? Methinks he doth protest too much. Hiding some feelings O-boy? Worried about those naughty thoughts you keep having? Eliminating all gays will not change your own urges. Hmmmmmmm? Here, pick up that bar of soap, I got someone here who wants to give you something you might like.


Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.

Sorry, that last part was out of line. I apologise. It’s been a long day, my BS inhibiter is run down and my sarcastic putdown generator is running on overdrive.


Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.

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Anyone else find it funny that when starz boy gets threatened, he immediately takes refuge in a bunch of phallic symbols?? Methinks he doth protest too much. Hiding some feelings O-boy? Worried about those naughty thoughts you keep having? Eliminating all gays will not change your own urges. Hmmmmmmm? Here, pick up that bar of soap, I got someone here who wants to give you something you might like.


Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.

Quote:

Anyone else find it funny that when starz boy gets threatened, he immediately takes refuge in a bunch of phallic symbols?? Methinks he doth protest too much. Hiding some feelings O-boy? Worried about those naughty thoughts you keep having? Eliminating all gays will not change your own urges. Hmmmmmmm? Here, pick up that bar of soap, I got someone here who wants to give you something you might like.


Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.