Homosexuality is a communist plot!

Listening to Glenn Beck this morning (oh, I know, that was my first mistake).

Anyhoo, he was ranting on about how in 1963 someone told the Senate that the communists had a plot to get homosexuality accepted in America.

And Glenn Beck seems to think that said eeevil commie plot has come to fruition.

You know, it’s been far too long since I’ve heard of a communist plot. I missed them.
(There are times when you just wanna cry. This isn’t one of them since hysterical laughter seems more appropriate.)


I don’t know who this Glenn Beck is, but he’s a little behind the times. Homosexuality is a terrorist threat, not a commmunist plot. Somebody should tell this Beck dude to step into the 21st Century.

I once wrote a short script on precisely this subject.


Warning: it doesn’t make much sense. It was an attempt to write a campily bad script. But, I am proud to say, it makes no less sense than Glenn Beck.

So, am I supposed to run into a sports bar, scream “health care for EVERYONE,” and take a bunch of the patrons hostage?

Will Stockholm Syndrome turn these former republican and democrate heterosexual males into my harem of newly converted Marxists?


This is supposed to be a bad thing, right?


Does this make bisexuality a socialist plot? Where does Free Enterprise rank on the Kinsey scale? And does Hong Kong have the most hetero people in the world?

Do you know, now that I think about it, from each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs, does sound a bit, um,… gay.
Apparently 45% of Americans imagine this quote is from the Constitution.

And as for Libertarian…how kinky can you get?

Considering that most communist countries were pretty harsh on homosexuals (Cuba and the former USSR, for example), that’s a real stretch.

If the numbers quoted in your link are correct, The Great Unwashed, that may be the saddest thing I’ve read all week.

You know, I never did trust Marx and that little beard of his…

That’s what I was going to say. In the 70’s and 80’s Cuban homosexuals were rounded up and sent to special re-education work camps. Even nowadays roundups happen with some frequency, specially around tourist areas, only nowadays they mostly get a few days in jail, and of course, a black mark on their record.

Look at these Quotations of Karl Marx and Chairman Mao I found!

“History repeats itself, first as fashion, second as retro.”

“Fabulousness is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.”

  1. Don’t pick on others for their fashion blunders.

  2. Don’t put labels on people. Except Ungaro, who is fabulous!

  3. Don’t use a big stick. Unless it vibrates.

  4. We will resolutely uphold whatever policy decisions Chairman Mao made.

  5. We will unswervingly follow whatever instructions Chairman Mao gave.

  6. We will work out at whatever gym Chairman Mao works out at.

So would that make the Log Cabin Republicans a subversive fifth column-type organization?

And was Joseph McCarthy sidekick Roy Cohn a sleeper agent then?

Those weren’t the adjectives I was going to use… :rolleyes:

Now, THAT was fhe funniest thing that I have read in sixteen months!! :stuck_out_tongue:


"We’ve communist institutions in this country!

Teaching our kids communist theories!

That’s right. I’m talking about…The Boy Scouts!!!


Has anyone else had it occur to them what kind of horrible jokes one can make from the name “Log Cabin” Republicans?

Was this someone Richard Nixon, by the way?

So what if I pay gay guys for sex? Or better yet, start a gay brothel in Nevada and sell stock publicly?

Well, I suppose it was a noted Communist, Deng Xiaoping, who once said, “To get rich is fabulous.”

Or something like that.