Homosexuality

[Vahid_Tarzan]

@George_Kaplin

Y’know, I realize we don’t know eachother, and I haven’t even seen your picture or anything…but I get the feeling you might be kinda hot. I dunno why, exactly, I guess I just have a thing for crazy, ranty-shouty old men.

So, uh…wanna go out?

Maybe.

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

@Vahid_Tarzan

Maybe.

Whoa, didn’t see that coming.

[Vahid_Tarzan]

@The_Hamster_King

Whenever I read a big screed about homosexuality, do you know the first thing I think?

**"Man, that guy really needs to come to grips with the fact that he’s gay."

See, I’m about as straight as you can be. I’m a middle-aged dad with two kids. I like having sex with women. I like looking at pictures of naked women. I have zero interest in hooking up with a dude.

And so, as a result, homosexuality isn’t that big a deal to me. Live and let live. If you like kissing guys and having them touch your junk, that’s none of my business.

But, on the other hand, if I WAS gay, but in denial, then the existence of other gays showing off their gayness would REALLY bother me. All those hot male bodies, loving on each other. What a massive temptation! I might be tempted to give in to all those gay impulses that I kept feeling. Which would be shattering to this whole facade I’d built up about being straight. It might be so shattering that I’d want to eradicate gayness entirely so I’d never feel that awful temptation again.

So, Vahid Tarzan, it’s okay that you’re gay. Really, it’s okay. You don’t have to act out like this.

I use to think like you, Fluffer. But that was just society telling me it was ok to accept it. As they are still trying to do.

[Sampiro]

@Vahid_Tarzan

I use to think like you, Fluffer. But that was just society telling me it was ok to accept it. As they are still trying to do.

The pugs tell you to do “really bad things” sometimes, don’t they?

[Vahid_Tarzan]

@Sampiro

The pugs tell you to do “really bad things” sometimes, don’t they?

No, Alexandria actually told me to ease up. It has just come to my awareness how much this is influencing, crippling our world. Like Roman. The more twisted you are, the more power you get.

[Tapioca_Dextrin]

@Vahid_Tarzan

Homosexuality sits at the head of every table.

Ted Turner, one of them.

Ted Turner is a table

[Inner_Stickler]

I’m still stuck on the OP. Does Vahid really think gay guys are just walking around with rodents in the rectum? I don’t even like having ants crawl on my feet when I sit outside.

[Sampiro]

@Tapioca_Dextrin

Ted Turner is a table

Turner was straight until he had sex with Jane Fonda.

[fifty-six]

Why is a gerbil in the ass gay? What if it is a female gerbil? I thought gay was sexual/romantic interest in the same sex, same species.

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

@Vahid_Tarzan

I use to think like you, Fluffer. But that was just society telling me it was ok to accept it. As they are still trying to do.

On this one society is right. The intolerance of homosexuality has caused much more harm than homosexuality ever has.

[Sampiro]

[QUOTE=fifty-six]
I thought gay was sexual/romantic interest in the same sex, same species.
[/QUOTE]

That got boring.

[Annie-Xmas]

@SiXSwordS

A bunny with a gerbil in its ass?
Is that the sexual equivalent of Turducken?

Bunger! Even sounds like “teh gay.”

You cannot make this shit up.

[Vahid_Tarzan]

@Inner_Stickler

I’m still stuck on the OP. Does Vahid really think gay guys are just walking around with rodents in the rectum? I don’t even like having ants crawl on my feet when I sit outside.

There is a device apparently to put a gerbil or live animal inside and shove it up your boongus.

[The_Hamster_King]

@Vahid_Tarzan

I use to think like you, Fluffer. But that was just society telling me it was ok to accept it. As they are still trying to do.

It IS okay for you to accept that you’re gay, Vahid Tarzan. You don’t need to lash out just because you’re attracted to men.

[Sampiro]

[QUOTE=SiXSwordS]
A bunny with a gerbil in its ass
[/QUOTE]

For some reason a part of my brain is trying to rewrite the song Big Iron On His Hip to include this phrase. “The bunny there among them had a gerbil in his ass…”.

[Inner_Stickler]

@Vahid_Tarzan

There is a device apparently to put a gerbil or live animal inside and shove it up your boongus.

No, I’m familiar with the story. I watch Family Guy. What’s confusing me is your apparent belief that this is a real thing and not something made up to scare dowdy christians with.

[Vahid_Tarzan]

@Sampiro

For some reason a part of my brain is trying to rewrite the song Big Iron On His Hip to include this phrase. “The bunny there among them had a gerbil in his ass…”.

lol

The bunny affect is what the world is becoming. Soft and nice. Not necessarily gay, but non confrontational about important issues or matters.

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

@Vahid_Tarzan

lol

The bunny affect is what the world is becoming. Soft and nice. Not necessarily gay, but non confrontational about important issues or matters.

Right. That’s the problem today. Too non confrontational.

[Vahid_Tarzan]

@The_Hamster_King

It IS okay for you to accept that you’re gay, Vahid Tarzan. You don’t need to lash out just because you’re attracted to men.

20 years with the wretched souls of man behind a killer fence… Indeed, men are repulsive. Women are repulsive as they are men with tits.

[Der_Trihs]

@SiXSwordS

A bunny with a gerbil in its ass?
Is that the sexual equivalent of Turducken?

No, it’s a defense mechanism. When attacked the rabbit violently expels the gerbil to distract the predator. You’d be distracted too if a rabbit raised its tail and started pooting gerbils at you.