"Honestly officer, I slipped!"

But a guy with his butt stuck to a fence post isn’t? :eek:

No, don’t think I shall, thanks.

I’m shocked at you people. Laughing at the victim of this terrible crime. While the sharp metal pole is free to strike again - and in a schoolyard no less. Won’t somebody think of the children?

I’m going to venture out on a limb here and guess that the unnamed impalee was thinking of the children, else he would have chosen some other place for his grand experiment.

Lust4Life, I don’t believe your story.

I mean, technically, nurses are not public servants.

What the guy went through was not life threatening, but ouch. We typically see depictions of impalements as being through the victim’s chest. That’s not the way it really happened. Imagine the pole being worked in so slowly that vital organs move out of the way and the pole coming out of your mouth. Some times the victims would crawl around for days like that before they either died or had the pole removed.

I’ll pretty much believe in whatever god you want me to before I let that happen to me.

I bet he’s visited the Appalachian Emergency Room a few times.

Wanna bet?

Could have been worse… could have been a 72 oz. stake.

Maybe his asshole is a vampire.

Well, FWIW, I’ve never met a vampire that wasn’t an asshole.

Oh, fer God’s steak…