I don’t really know what to say about this other than how embarrassing for this guy.
Brings a whole new meaning to “poled up the ass.”
How about “Ouch”?
Uh…huh. :dubious:
His pants were down because the robbers were pulling at his legs? Really?
That’s a pretty lame excuse. Dude, you had two hours and that’s the best you got?
Ick. Ick. Ick.
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hah!
The injury may not be life-threatening, but I’ll bet the embarrassment is.
Well I for one believe him,I remember once I just happened to be hoovering the house dressed in a schoolgirl uniform as I was going to a fancy dress party which unfortunately was cancelled after I had already dressed,when my pants elastic snapped and while trying to pull my pants back up I got my dick caught in the vacuums tube.
But when I told the nurse she acted as though I was telling a pack of lies and she was supposed to be a medical professional!
Its sad how cynical our public servants are today.
I could tell you about the time I had an accident with two sheep,an Alsatian dog and a tub of whipped cream but you’d probably be so angry when I told you the response I got from the police that you might damage your keyboard so I’ll keep it to myself this time.
Man, I HATE it when that happens.
Yeah, I know, I was going to say, the worst part is, the guy isn’t lying, that really is what happened to him.
I have only 3 questions:
Was the vacuum turned on?
Were you?
Was it “good” for you?
Did everything come out all right?
I don’t understand. If the guy was climbing the tree and slipped down onto the stake so that it “impaled” him, how could that NOT cause serious damage? We’re talking about his whole weight bearing down on it, right? Even if there were no major punctures inside, what about splinters and such?
Oh, and one more thing…
OUCH!
Obligatory Little Britain link (video)
[FrankCostanza]“Million to one shot, Doc; million to one…” [/FrankCostanza]
[random] Holy crap, I know that place, I’ve driven past it before. [/random]
I just crossed my legs, and I’m a girl. Sweet Jesus.
Oh my god !it sounds like a pretty bad area,as a fellow doper I worry about you .
Whatever you do dont for gods sake climb a tree and then get a fence post up one of your orifces, no matter how at risk you feel .
Raped?
Fencepole up your arse?
Tough one !
I appreciate the concern about my butt. 
But as far as neighborhoods go, York Mills and the DVP is actually pretty safe–it’s up in North York, which is pretty much the suburbs. Seeing three masked robbers there would be way out of normal.
Sounds pretty suspicious to me. Anyone truly accidentally impaled that way would scream so loud that neighboring towns would be alerted.