Honoring last wishes

You can definitely take The Grand Canyon off that list of parks that allow the spreading of ashes.

Probably because they don’t want people flinging urns into the canyon.

I used to joke with my wife that when I died I wanted to be cremated on a funeral pyre of all my books.

She always replied that she didn’t think she’d be able to get a permit to re-create the Great Chicago Fire.

This, too, is my plan. There is a large university medical school near me, I would like the students to gain some benefit from my demise.

Then, skin, corneas, stem cells…what can be salvaged should be salvaged.

I have a will stating this, but on reflection, I should have a “living will” too.

(Edit… I doubt they would use one of my tattooed parts for a skin graft, but that could be a cool way to remember me)

Nothing regarding funerals, scatterings, organ donations etc. should be in a standard will.

Those go in a separate document which should be kept in a location the right people can access. Esp. do not put a will or living will in a safe deposit box. Those can be locked until probate.

Mine is simply online, in a folder all my adult family have access to.

The paper copy is with my accountant, which I assume would be the definitive. (Some accountants here can do some low-level legal stuff, a concept called “Commisioner of Oaths” and I don’t have a lawyer).

This is exactly what I want, though I have joked that I would like my body donated to a cat food company, or just dumped in a dumpster somewhere.

I have been bitten by cats many times, but they always let go. Apparently I am not tasty enough for our feline overlords.

I no longer have dogs, but when I did, both would have eaten me as soon as I was unresponsive and they were hungry. Both hunting dog breeds, Weimeraner/German pointer and mixed/German pointer.

The Weimeraner mix was significantly stupid, so I doubt he would realise I was made of meat until his sister started tucking into my liver.