Horniest TV couple?

Cafe Society
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I like Morticia & Gomez, and Mike & Gloria. Those are excellent. But Paul & Jaimie? No way! I’d vote them most capable of doing laundry together, not horniest - wasn’t one of them always interrupting with some amusing observation or another? Mike & Carol Brady were hornier than them, and he was gay! I just can’t picture Paul & Jaimie working up a sweat, wheras Frank & Joyce…well…

As for those procreators, that doesn’t prove a thing (other than a yearly tryst). Can you imagine the scandal on Walton Mountain if there was serious nooky going on?

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Those damn reproducing bunnies in that Visa credit card/check card commercial. At the end of the commercial they had a hare too many of 'em to keep within the camera.

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Lucy and Ricky Ricardo.

Don’t let those double bed’s fool you. Those shouting matches were foreplay.

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A roommate of mine once pointed out that nearly every episode of Tool time has Jill and Tim Taylor going to the bedroom.

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Erm, make that Home Improvement. If there was any sex on Tool Time, I’d rather not know about it.

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Steve and Elise Keaton. Followed closely by the Huxtables.

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Slight hijack: EIGHT IS ENOUGH asked us to buy the premise that someone who looked like Betty Buckley would marry someone who looked like Dick van Patten. And in every episode, Betty convinced us that she was MADLY, PASSIONATELY in love with Dick’s character.

Betty Buckley: the greatest actress in the world.

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Raymond in Everybody loves Raymond is horny enough for the whole sitcom industry, but seems we mean actual frequence…

In that case gack I have to nominate Rays parents who have admitted to getting it on a couple of times a week. As grandparents, thats a whole lot of horniness.

God I hate that show, I only watch it because I have a crush on Deborah.

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Mulder & Scully.

Ha, I wish.

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That nameless couple on the Fast Show (BBC). Whenever they’re on screen, they’re shagging.

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I’d say Charles and Caroline Ingalls were at it like rabbits.

There’s also Tom and Barbara Good from “The Good Life”. Come on boys who wouldn’t perk up every night if a young Felicity Kendal were beside you. A minx I tells ya a minx.

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Mr and Mrs Cunningham. They were always getting frisky.

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Barney and Andy.

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Totally Malcolm’s mom and dad. They do it constantly.

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Another vote for Morticia and Gomez Addams. Anyone else is just plain vanilla.
Cheers, Bippy

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My first though was Dharma and Greg too. Someone beat me to them So, here’s a few from the past.

Grace and Michael (LA Law)
Mary Beth Lacey and Hubby (Cagney and Lacey)

Yea, the second couple didn’t have much sex, but something had to have kept her from shooting her bitchy alcholic partner.

[Hyjack] I think if Lenny Briscoe was given an old lady, he’d be a hump monster [/Hyjack]

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Al and Peg Bundy. They just weren’t horny for each other.

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In second place

The Cunninghams from Happy Days were frequently getting frisky.
And first place

Captain James T. Kirk and anything that moves.

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tee-hee

What about Edina Monsoon and Patsy Stone (or Patsy & anything that doesn’t move).

“Does he still have that dog who sticks his nose in your crotch? Pity.”

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On “I Dream of Jeannie”, Barbara Eden had sex in every episode I watched…

So, to answer the OP, it’d be "Me & Barbara Eden"