Friends I have done the unthinkable…it will horrify Lynn Bodoni to absolutely no end…but it’s done and I cannot undo it.
I have throw out six ounces of melted chocolate…
because I had no further use of it.
Horrifying…but true.
what have YOU done to horrify your fellow dopers this holiday season? Instant mashed potatoes in front of Duck Duck? Spat on a German in front of me?
TELL US.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
My God! Could you not have poured it on Vin Diesel or something?
[sub]There is no such thing as ‘no further use’ when it comes to chocolate[/sub]
I… I used… Velveeta in a Thanksgiving casserole! /sob
It was from a recipe in a SDMB thread. So… so it wasn’t all my fault… right?
[sub]The worst part is that it was really good[/sub]
This past week, I have actually rooted for the New York Rangers. I’m not saying which game, because I’m not proud of it, but I sooooo wanted the other team to lose.
Tripler
I’m sorry. I had to do what I had to do.
I discected a duck to find out why it’s quack doesn’t echo…
Sure I could have…
IF PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY GET ME WHAT’S ON MY CHRISTMAS LIST FOR ONCE. 
I voted for Brett Favre for the Pro Bowl.
:eek:
I played tricks on shoppers at a mall. I pretended I was getting into a car parked in a prime parking space. Someone always stops and will wait for that spot. I then duck down and sneak away, leaving the soon to be shopper wondering what is going on. It is almost as much fun as leaving a nicely wrapped gift on the trunk of a car for some “lucky” person to find. Of course the gift contains something disgusting such as dog turds or moldy cheese. I even saw someone take one of these gifts, drive to a place they think no one is watching and open the gift. The window was quickly rolled down, bag, wrapping paper, box and gift (fresh dog poop in this case) came flying out the window and the lucky gift finder sped away.
I bought canned gravy.
I’ve been taking those loose security devices (“TattleTapes”) out of the big, expensive coffee table books at Borders and serupticiously placing them in strollers, open bags, etc. My record is four in one single visit.
Amateur
In my retail days, we used to put them on the floor, sticky side up.
I regularly drink Yo-J. I guess it’s supposed to be for kids, but I like it a lot!
I declined to participate in the office holiday lunch today. While everybody else was eating I sat in my cubicle and worked on a book of double-crostics.
I am going to start another “Ask the <whatever it is that makes me think I’m unique>!” thread.
A few weeks ago, I drank a glass of… White Zinfandel!!!:eek:
And the other day I microwaved a burrito and put soy sauce on it. It was all I had in. It wasn’t good.
[sub]I was in a rush, didn’t have time to make supper.[/sub]
I ate a McDonald’s cheeseburger tonight.
[sub]I was in a rush, didn’t have time to make supper.[/sub]
I ate a McDonald’s cheeseburger tonight.
Ate it with a glass of sherry.
I bought Christmas gifts at Albertson’s. The mints should go well with the diamond earrings.
is a glass of sherry a new user name?