Damnit! :mad: Why did he have to be an Air Chief Marshal, and not a Generalissmo.
The Hall of Undead Dictators could be Disney’s new counterpart to the Hall of Presidents.
Morphine overdose, Arsenic or Exotic Mystery Poison of the East? Taking aaaaallll bets!
At 84 the emotional stress of losing power and being sentenced to life in prison could easily kill someone.
Or maybe someone smashed his phylactery.
:: spews cab-sav onto keyboard and screen :: 
Eve, don’t ever leave us again, please. 
Could he be faking death to start a new life elsewhere?
They’re keeping him on life support until the voodoo priest can arrive and perform the ritual to make him a zombie.
Hey, it worked for Keith Richards.
See?! The rich and powerful (even the raging murderous assholes) always get the better healthcare. Us poor working peons just get told we are dead and then we are just SOL.
Faking his death, to stage an amazing reanimation to grab power yet again?
He was diagnosed with cancer a few years ago, among other health problems, and he supposedly stopped eating and taking his medication after he was deposed.
I read that as “decomposed”.
No, that comes later. After the L.A. Times dead part.
And then the Daily Mail writes about how some people somewhere are speculating he’s a zombie?
And performing duets in Vegas with Elvis as The Memphis Connection.
So is he really dead, or just in denial?
I hope it includes Gaddafi. I miss that guy. He was a lot more entertaining than Mubarak ever was.
He is the King of denial.
Mubarak LIVES!!!
It’s not just a river in Egypt!
I just snorted aloud at work. Thanks.
Mubarak is both dead, alive, and dead *and *alive until someone reliable observes him.