I saw someone like that once, too. Filthy, dirty…the kind of guy you avoid on the street when you’re a young girl. But he had these piercing blue eyes…I still remember his stare. They were something else. It was like I could see straight into him and inside, he was a totally different person - the exterior was merely the shell he wore.
Don’t forget firefighters, ya’ll - yum! All three of my uncles were firefighters, and when we would go visit the family in Florida we would stop by the station, because one of the three was always on duty. I saw some prime examples of hotness when I was a teenager, but never got anywhere because they were all afraid of my uncles and my grandfather.
Firefighters are a completely different category.
These two SMOKING HOT, hunky, baby-faced, to die for firefighting cadets showed up at my door one morning a few weeks ago, and asked to come in to test my smoke detector button. So help me, I was this close to telling them they could push my button any time they wanted.
Are you sure you just didn’t fall asleep watching porn? 
Sexual attraction is generally not the emotion that comes to mind when I look at cops, especially given the illegal ticket I got at a speed trap recently. Which–illegal though it may be–will probably not be overturned: corruption runs deep in this town and the people at the top need money badly.
BTW, ArchiveGuy, I live in Southern California and I don’t believe never met an attractive cop. Some of my drill sergeants on the other hand–yow! And it must be noted that I met some smokin’ hot paratroopers in Israel. PJ O’Rourke agrees with me that the Israeli uniforms for women are quite flattering.
Since nobody has done it so far, I took the liberty of translating the offending text to German, back to English, then to Portuguese and finally back to English again for analysis. I got this suspicious little gem:
“Goer”? “Line”? “Attraction”? This does not smell good at all, ladies and gentlemen. I wouldn’t trust this 5-4-Fighting if I was in y’all’s shoes.
Brilliant username/post content combo.
Yowser! The girl on the left can “take down my particulars” any time. :eek:
boom-chicka-wow-wow… 
Wow. If that actually happened to you, as other posters have already alluded to, that would truly be a nominee for the Porniest RL Moment in history.
If it had been a porno dream, I would have been less sleep deprived and wearing cuter underwear.
There really is something to the “men in uniform” thing. Yowza.
As for cops in particular…ahhhh. Al. The boyfriend of one of my little brother’s preschool teachers. Yes, it’s been a long time, seeing as said brother is turning 23 in a couple of days, but damn Al was freakin’ hot! He provided me with my first “Ah, yes, I do like guys,” moment. going back in time and fanning nearly prepubescent self
Oh, and he was really nice, too!