After spending years and years of observing misinformed individuals in our great society abuse the sacred hot dog, I feel it is my duty, as a Chicagoan and wienerphile, to educate the masses with the following statement:
Under no circumstances does ketchup (aka catsup) belong on a hot dog!
And while everyone is here, Buffalo Wings are not to be breaded, and should be served with bleu cheese dressing, NOT ranch.
The world would be a more pleasant place if we could just follow these simple rules.