Oh gosh but I feel positively ethereal. All is right with the world, my Ka is brilliant and my inner core is happy.
I just had a hot rocks massage. It was a birthday gift from the Wifestrocity, who realized with bitter sagacity that if she pays someone ELSE to touch me with oils, SHE WON’T HAVE TO !!! 
But, I digress from the pleasant mellow path I was on. This thing, this hot rocks thing, this is a good thing. Large and small and medium sized basalt rocks, tumbled smooth in a river in Utah for a bazillion years. They are heated in an electric turkey cooker, resting in water. They are rubbed over the body, with oils.
You wanna be nice to yourself? Go getcherself one of these massages. It is absolutely delicious. I may be tingly for days. 
Anyone else here every tried this?
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