I moved into a house recently with some broads I met on the internet. There is a hot tub in one of the rooms. I have found that if you want a cute girl to come over the hot tub works pretty much every time. Tonight it was a blonde and a redhead. It was great. Hot tub = getting the chick back to your place. A fail-proof plan I say.
You’re really Jack Tripper?
Well, at least you’re true to your name.
Did they bring bands with them?
It’s true. If you’re of the age (say, 21-30) where that still works, IT WORKS.
I’ve garnerred most of my memorable three-somes through a hottub, whether it be picking them up at the bar, or no bathing suits, or just a simple excuse for “I have a boyfriend”.
Time to tally some numbers, bro.
p.s. Don’t call them “broads”… that’ll decrease your percentages.
Oh yeah…
[EddieMurphy/JamesBrown]HOT tub! HAH! Good Gawad ya’ll! UHNNN![/em/jb]
Me and Jacuzzis? Boy, do I have stories. Hoo…
Hot tubs are alright. Dolphins work better.
You’re right, dolphins are better. 
So in these hot-tub threesomes with maximized-percentage Internet broads… you’re saying I could be one of the three, right?