…what kind of a loser do these people think I am?
This is probably the essence of mundane and pointless, and here I am sharing it.
Checked my hotmail this morning (not palandine@hotmail.com, but my other one, which bears my name–incidentally, making it pretty obvious I’m a girl).
Here’s what was in my bulk mail folder (I’ve used up all 250 of my block mail commands, so the dregs go here):
2nd MORTGAGES AVAILABLE NOW
HELP!!!CREDIT CARDS OUT OF CONTROL??
You Can Pay It All Off !!
Improve your income to debt ratio!
Burdened with bad credit?
ARE YOU HORNY? Warning-Adult Material (41589)
AMAZING PENIS ENLARGEMENT BREAKTHROUGH!
Get the Cash You Need to Pay Your Bills Today…
See the Weirdest Adult Site Yet! Over 18 Only
ARE YOU WATCHING?
various loans for the holidy season (599698)
XXX RATED MATERIAL FOR ADULT VIEWING ONLY
*FREE 5 Days… 18+ Only !!! (24918)
Bankruptcy – There’s a Better Way!
The Hottest Girls On The Net
Get Out of Debt!
IS SNORING AFFECTING YOUR SLEEP ?
Goodness. No wonder I apparently need porn to cheer me up–I’m broke and in debt, horny and with a small penis :eek:, with an unfortunate snoring problem.
Anyone else want to share their more amusing bulk mails?