A whale’s penis is known as a dork, which is where the insult comes from.
Well yeah, especially when it bumps into stuff.
Big - probably bigger than yours and mine.
Since I didn’t wake this thread from the dead, I might as well add to it 
Back in High School in Sweden, we went to the local Natural History museum where they had a stuffed Blue Whale Penis.
Let’s just say that it was taller than me, standing upright at 1,86 m and the circumference seemed to be just about what I could reach around (no, I didn’t try, I was NOT about to hug a friggin’ penis).
It did give me one helluva complex though 
This guy says there’s no connection between the band name and whale penises. I guess it’s just a big coincidence…
This all puts my high school nickname into the proper perspective. 
Aren’t blue whale penises pretty small proportionately, though?
They called you Dork?
Here’s one that’s in the Penis Museum ( actually the Icelandic Phallological Museum.)
Aw… how could anyone not want to hug that?
Not everyone goes nuts over these things. And it doesn’t mean I’m a dick about it, either.
So, are they prehensile, too then?
How the hell do I miss shit like this the first time around?
Ahhh, nothing like a good zombie whale penis thread to brighten my day.
Unfortunately, I can’t find a picture, but apparently some Amazonian River Dolphins are homosexual and engage in nasal sex. They fuck the blowholes! Not to mention nose to genital stimulation and “sonic” sex! Their brains are huge!
Geez. Frolicking around the ocean, eating fish and having hot, gay sonic-sex.
I was so born the wrong species.
[Navin Johnson]
Now that’s a special porpoise.
[/Navin Johnson]
Would that be the member of a zombie whale, or the disarticulated member of a whale that has itself become ambulatory and brainhungry?
“It’s not how big it is that matters; it’s what he can do with it.” – Mrs. Blue Whale
Of course, he is hung like a Blue Whale. Sorry, fellow mammals. – Mrs. Blue Whale.
“All in all, it’s just another prick in the whale.”